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I keep forgetting to do this.

In honor of the late, great and very funny Buddy Hackett and my dear Nana (who loved this joke), I give you, one of the few jokes to which I can remember all the parts:

(Btw, I don't know if this joke originated with Buddy, just that I first heard it from him on an HBO special in the mid-eighties.)

A businessman is walking through the park with his lunch, looking for an empty park bench. The closest he comes is a bench with an elderly woman on it. She's feeding the pigeons, and having a great time, talking to and cooing at them.

He'd rather have the whole bench to himself, but he takes what he can get and sits down to eat his lunch. The elderly woman runs out of bird food and sits back to enjoy the afternoon sun. The pigeons aren't as happy and go over to the man, trying to get bits of his sandwich. They're crowding him, pecking at his shoes and being a general nuisance. He waves them off and says "Fuck off...fuck off, stupid pigeons!"

The little old lady shakes her head at him and says
( What did she say? )

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I keep forgetting to do this.

In honor of the late, great and very funny Buddy Hackett and my dear Nana (who loved this joke), I give you, one of the few jokes to which I can remember all the parts:

(Btw, I don't know if this joke originated with Buddy, just that I first heard it from him on an HBO special in the mid-eighties.)

A businessman is walking through the park with his lunch, looking for an empty park bench. The closest he comes is a bench with an elderly woman on it. She's feeding the pigeons, and having a great time, talking to and cooing at them.

He'd rather have the whole bench to himself, but he takes what he can get and sits down to eat his lunch. The elderly woman runs out of bird food and sits back to enjoy the afternoon sun. The pigeons aren't as happy and go over to the man, trying to get bits of his sandwich. They're crowding him, pecking at his shoes and being a general nuisance. He waves them off and says "Fuck off...fuck off, stupid pigeons!"

The little old lady shakes her head at him and says
( What did she say? )

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How do I know Rocketboi really loves me? (Beyond that whole shares my life, was there when I gave birth to Sam blahblahblah.;)

He goes out of his way to get me nifty, wonderfully useful things like a page of Cary Grant Stamps

I definitely need to buy more of these before they're gone. Yes, the idea of Cary's face being canceled kind of bothers me, but hey, he's dead...I really doubt he cares.

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How do I know Rocketboi really loves me? (Beyond that whole shares my life, was there when I gave birth to Sam blahblahblah.;)

He goes out of his way to get me nifty, wonderfully useful things like a page of Cary Grant Stamps

I definitely need to buy more of these before they're gone. Yes, the idea of Cary's face being canceled kind of bothers me, but hey, he's dead...I really doubt he cares.