Dear body,
Okay...when I shook the excedrin and vitamins out of their respective bottles, you said "Oh no, we're gonna barf all *over* the place if you try to take those." When I suggested a couple saltines to settle things down, you cartoonishly turned green and made *such* a face.
So, when you finally decide on something that you can eat, you go with potato chips and onion dip?
It's not that I'm disputing the tastiness of said chips...just wondering what the hell is up.
Ah well...maybe the ginger altoids will settle things down and none of this will be an issue any longer.
Sincerely,
Your brain