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Dear body,

Okay, I got the memo about eating better. But you really need to decide what you want. See, making good food often takes *time* and the ability to stand without the room spinning slowly around one. If one can only stand for short periods of time, the body will be fed whatever can be grabbed in that time.

So, take a vote and get back to me.

Thanks,

That chick who's made talking to herself something of an art form.

(no subject)

Dear body,

Okay, I got the memo about eating better. But you really need to decide what you want. See, making good food often takes *time* and the ability to stand without the room spinning slowly around one. If one can only stand for short periods of time, the body will be fed whatever can be grabbed in that time.

So, take a vote and get back to me.

Thanks,

That chick who's made talking to herself something of an art form.