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This is, quite possibly, the coolest clock ever.

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This is, quite possibly, the coolest clock ever.

The Uff-Uff report

Sammy: "Come here Uff-Uff. You come here right now. *pause* Good Uff-Uff. Good boy."
Moi: "I thought Uff-Uff was a girl?"
S: "Well, sometimes Uff-Uff is a boy and sometimes Uff-Uff want to be a girl."
M: "Oh, okay."
S: "An' sometimes, Uff-Uff don't wanna be anyt'ing at all."
M: "I know how that feels."

For those new to our show, Uff-Uff is Sammy's invisible puppy.

The Uff-Uff report

Sammy: "Come here Uff-Uff. You come here right now. *pause* Good Uff-Uff. Good boy."
Moi: "I thought Uff-Uff was a girl?"
S: "Well, sometimes Uff-Uff is a boy and sometimes Uff-Uff want to be a girl."
M: "Oh, okay."
S: "An' sometimes, Uff-Uff don't wanna be anyt'ing at all."
M: "I know how that feels."

For those new to our show, Uff-Uff is Sammy's invisible puppy.