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Dear Period,

Oh. You're early. And you brought an extra heavy flow and lots of twinges from my right ovary? Gee. How*ever* did I get this lucky?

At least I'm not pregnant.

Love,

Me

~~~

I didn't get LJ notifications for a couple days. That's fixed now, but if you asked a question and I didn't answer, please let me know.

~~~

Via filkertom, Doctor Who, Season 5 Credits. Buffy style.

~~~

darthgeek and I were discussing Fred Phelps and I figured 0ut a way to defeat them.

We treat them as an improv group. Whenever they picket, some of us (being people who think they suck, not just people reading this) go up to them and gush about how incredibly funny they are, wondering where they get the material, congratulate them for lampooning people who want to use religion as a weapon, that sort of thing. When they start to freak out, show your amazement at their ability to stay in character. It all has to be straight-faced, of course. If enough people do it, they may thinks it's a movement, it might just make them stop, because nobody's yelling at them and they'll be too confused to go on.

I can dream, can't I?

~~~

Disguise your stuff to prevent car break-ins.

~~~

Amazing Dr. Seuss cakes.

~~~

And now, I'm going to try sleeping again.

(no subject)

Dear Period,

Oh. You're early. And you brought an extra heavy flow and lots of twinges from my right ovary? Gee. How*ever* did I get this lucky?

At least I'm not pregnant.

Love,

Me

~~~

I didn't get LJ notifications for a couple days. That's fixed now, but if you asked a question and I didn't answer, please let me know.

~~~

Via filkertom, Doctor Who, Season 5 Credits. Buffy style.

~~~

darthgeek and I were discussing Fred Phelps and I figured 0ut a way to defeat them.

We treat them as an improv group. Whenever they picket, some of us (being people who think they suck, not just people reading this) go up to them and gush about how incredibly funny they are, wondering where they get the material, congratulate them for lampooning people who want to use religion as a weapon, that sort of thing. When they start to freak out, show your amazement at their ability to stay in character. It all has to be straight-faced, of course. If enough people do it, they may thinks it's a movement, it might just make them stop, because nobody's yelling at them and they'll be too confused to go on.

I can dream, can't I?

~~~

Disguise your stuff to prevent car break-ins.

~~~
Amazing Dr. Seuss cakes.

(no subject)

Dear Period,

Oh. You're early. And you brought an extra heavy flow and lots of twinges from my right ovary? Gee. How*ever* did I get this lucky?

At least I'm not pregnant.

Love,

Me

~~~

I didn't get LJ notifications for a couple days. That's fixed now, but if you asked a question and I didn't answer, please let me know.

~~~

Via filkertom, Doctor Who, Season 5 Credits. Buffy style.

~~~

darthgeek and I were discussing Fred Phelps and I figured 0ut a way to defeat them.

We treat them as an improv group. Whenever they picket, some of us (being people who think they suck, not just people reading this) go up to them and gush about how incredibly funny they are, wondering where they get the material, congratulate them for lampooning people who want to use religion as a weapon, that sort of thing. When they start to freak out, show your amazement at their ability to stay in character. It all has to be straight-faced, of course. If enough people do it, they may thinks it's a movement, it might just make them stop, because nobody's yelling at them and they'll be too confused to go on.

I can dream, can't I?

~~~

Disguise your stuff to prevent car break-ins.

~~~
Amazing Dr. Seuss cakes.