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Sep. 2nd, 2011 08:22 pmDear Spammers,
Why yes, I do look naturally fabulous without a bra, as I am, naturally, fabulous.
However, these ta-tas are never going to *look* enbra'd when they're not actually encased in a bra. They're each pretty much as big as my head. I don't think taping them up is going to work for any length of time, unless that tape is of the duct variety and we use a lot. Also, detaping would hurt, a lot.
In closing, give it up. It won't work. Spend your pixels elsewhere.
No love 'cause you're spammers, but a bit of amusement.
Me
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Dude. The American Girl Bistro? Not worth the money for the quality of food received. Charlie had pizza...it was a microwaved frozen pizza. The chopped fruit was nice, but you know...chopped fruit. Our appetizers (you get an appetizer and an entree) weren't terrible, though my artichoke & spinach dip was nothing but cream cheese, bread crumbs and a bit of spinach. Jeff said his burger was pretty good, Sam loved her mini-burger and hot dog (but I think the mininess was the real reason) and my spinach salad with bacon dressing and chicken? Blah. Very blah.
So, next time we go, we'll go to La Madeline. Probably cheaper, definitely tastier. :)
But, Sam had a *great* time (and doesn't know what her dad and I think of the Bistro, just that next time we "Get to go to La Madeline" and she's excited about that, even when it isn't on the schedule at all) and got Rebecca's school outfit, the Pet Show Outfit and an earring set for her dolls.
Charlie got to play with the dolls, especially the Bitty Babies and Twins. And we discovered that she likes the twins, loves the babies and *WANTS* a stroller. So, I'll get her one of the dolls for her birthday (she really couldn't decide and I think I'm going to try ebay) and a stroller's on the way, as I found a good one for twelve dollars and she's been talking about it since we left the store. There was another little kid pushing the double stroller around. Jeff was carrying Charlie and she said "Oh no!" "What's wrong?" "Dat liddle gurl has mah strollah!" "Honey, it's not your stroller." "Dey my dahls?" "Nope, sorry. But, we can go back and you can play with them again. They live in the store though." "Oh. Okay." Crisis averted. :)
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Axe-Weilding Lovebird will take you *down*.
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I love Jill Scott.
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Florida Pastor Doesn’t Get Why Atheists Aren’t Registered Like Sex Offenders.
Oddly, not an Onion article. There's a couple paragraphs in this dink's own words. I'm pretty sure it's completely devoid of logic. Kind of impressive, really.
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Some people give back to their community. Then there’s Fresno County School Superintendent Larry Powell, who’s really giving back. As in $800,000 — what would have been his compensation for the next three years.
Until his term expires in 2015, Powell will run 325 schools and 35 school districts with 195,000 students, all for less than a starting California teacher earns..
Go Larry!
~~~
A hundred years of style and dancing.
Why yes, I do look naturally fabulous without a bra, as I am, naturally, fabulous.
However, these ta-tas are never going to *look* enbra'd when they're not actually encased in a bra. They're each pretty much as big as my head. I don't think taping them up is going to work for any length of time, unless that tape is of the duct variety and we use a lot. Also, detaping would hurt, a lot.
In closing, give it up. It won't work. Spend your pixels elsewhere.
No love 'cause you're spammers, but a bit of amusement.
Me
~~~
Dude. The American Girl Bistro? Not worth the money for the quality of food received. Charlie had pizza...it was a microwaved frozen pizza. The chopped fruit was nice, but you know...chopped fruit. Our appetizers (you get an appetizer and an entree) weren't terrible, though my artichoke & spinach dip was nothing but cream cheese, bread crumbs and a bit of spinach. Jeff said his burger was pretty good, Sam loved her mini-burger and hot dog (but I think the mininess was the real reason) and my spinach salad with bacon dressing and chicken? Blah. Very blah.
So, next time we go, we'll go to La Madeline. Probably cheaper, definitely tastier. :)
But, Sam had a *great* time (and doesn't know what her dad and I think of the Bistro, just that next time we "Get to go to La Madeline" and she's excited about that, even when it isn't on the schedule at all) and got Rebecca's school outfit, the Pet Show Outfit and an earring set for her dolls.
Charlie got to play with the dolls, especially the Bitty Babies and Twins. And we discovered that she likes the twins, loves the babies and *WANTS* a stroller. So, I'll get her one of the dolls for her birthday (she really couldn't decide and I think I'm going to try ebay) and a stroller's on the way, as I found a good one for twelve dollars and she's been talking about it since we left the store. There was another little kid pushing the double stroller around. Jeff was carrying Charlie and she said "Oh no!" "What's wrong?" "Dat liddle gurl has mah strollah!" "Honey, it's not your stroller." "Dey my dahls?" "Nope, sorry. But, we can go back and you can play with them again. They live in the store though." "Oh. Okay." Crisis averted. :)
~~~
Axe-Weilding Lovebird will take you *down*.
~~~
I love Jill Scott.
~~~
Florida Pastor Doesn’t Get Why Atheists Aren’t Registered Like Sex Offenders.
Oddly, not an Onion article. There's a couple paragraphs in this dink's own words. I'm pretty sure it's completely devoid of logic. Kind of impressive, really.
~~~
Some people give back to their community. Then there’s Fresno County School Superintendent Larry Powell, who’s really giving back. As in $800,000 — what would have been his compensation for the next three years.
Until his term expires in 2015, Powell will run 325 schools and 35 school districts with 195,000 students, all for less than a starting California teacher earns..
Go Larry!
~~~
A hundred years of style and dancing.
