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Fox living high life in crow's nest.

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Jeff was kind and cut my hair twice. I liked the first cut, just below shoulder length, but was too warm (which is usually when I have my hair cut), so I asked him to just hack it off. When it's dry, it's about an inch or so above my shoulders. It also makes me think of Stitch (of Lilo & Stitch fame). "Also cute and fluffy!" It's also still long enough to twist up and clip so it's completely out of the way. Thus, I'll be less inclined to shave my head on hot days. 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'd look like a thumb with a face drawn on.

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"Sam, I know we have plates, but could you make sure there are four forks clean?" (The forks have been disappearing again. One day, I'm gonna get a thousand forks and never run out again!)
"Yes, we have three plates"
"... That's good. We have more clean plates than that. But I asked you to find forks."
"Ohhhh."

And so it goes.