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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss lots of people, all the time.) | ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch a lot less than I used to. Which is why I keep missing the things I *do* want to watch.) | ✓ I own lots of books. (I also breathe air.) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Since...second grade I think. Or I started wearing them in first grade and started losing them in second.) | ✓ I love to play video games. | ✓ I've tried marijuana. (I believe Bill Clinton, 'cause I have a terrible time inhaling.) |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (I do have Cinemax after all . Bad porn. Bad, *bad* porn. I've watched good porn too. But not there.) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I don't think I have. I did do the "Let the phone ring eight million times because I'm pretty sure the person on the other end is there" thing, but I didn't know we'd broken up at the time. And he's a fuckwit either way.) | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (Not quite as often as I breathe air.) | × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I don't know. I change all the time. Evolving can be lovely.) | ✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I love my Leatherman. And not just 'cause it's purple. *Grin*) |
| × I have broken someone's bones. | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. (Though, I don't love it quite as much as I did before living in Maryland when it rained at least once a week and usually more often.) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (But it isn't related to the pot smoking.) | ✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Only if breast reduction is considered plastic surgery. Leave my face *alone*.) | ✓ I need/want money right now. (As in, if someone gave me a million dollars, that'd be cool.) |
| × I love sushi. | ✓ I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| × I have long hair. | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Can't deal with the fake nails though. They just *bother* me on a deep level. I think it's 'cause I can touch things with them but can't actually *feel* the thing.) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (I'm working hard to get to love.) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | ✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Revealing this won't lead to anything good.) |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I have a mood *playground*.) | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (Small-s sleeping.) |
| × I have a hidden talent. (If I admitted to that, it wouldn't exactly be *hidden* any longer.) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | ✓ I have a lot of friends. (And am very blessed.) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I'm gonna assume this means kissed, 'cause I've never put on a chicken costume. Not my kink.) | ✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (No, I do! I just hate calling people.) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I like my mom, a lot. I'd be her friend even if she hadn't raised me.) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. | ✓ I've rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (Many someones.) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I want to live it, be happy and make others happy as well. That's as far as I've gotten.) | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (Yeah. I have one now, and I'd definitely like to have her in the future. And then one day, she'll grow up and be an amazing grown up, and I won't *have* her any longer, but she'll still be my kiddo. Oh, and I also want to get knocked up again.) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. | × I've called the cops on a friend before. | × I'm not allergic to anything. (There are times when it seems I'm allergic to *air*.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Doesn't everyone?) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. (I'm shy around damn near everyone, gender has nothing to do with it.) | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (No, but one day we hope to have a broadband connection again.) |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Used to.) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (And found I'm pretty good at alcohol. ;) (Isn't this double dipping wrt the pot question above?)) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (I enjoy some of damn near every type of music.) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. | ✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Actually, I can buy my own candy. I think it's nifty 'cause I love watching Jeff and Sam go nuts about it. And I like carving pumpkins.) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. | ✓ I am happy at this moment. |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. (Independent.) | × Republican. |
| × I don't even know what I am. (No, I'm pretty sure I know.) | ✓ I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| × I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't notice how others tie their shoelaces unless I'm teaching someone how to do it.) | ✓ I can work on a car. (I can work on a jar. I can work here or there. I can work anywhere. (But I can't do *much* on the car...maintenence, not rebuilding)) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. | × I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I also sit barefoot. Dance barefoot as well.) | × I have jumped off a bridge. (No, but I fell on one once. Does that count?) | ✓ I love sea turtles. (Turtles, in general, rock.) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (If I didn't plan on achieving it, could it be called a *Goal*?) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| ✓ I hate office jobs. (At least the button down "Let's facilitate a meeting" type.) | × I went to college out of state. | × I am adopted. (I have been adopted as a sibling. That's not what this is asking though.) |
| ✓ I am a pyro. | ✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. (No. I got over that.) | ✓ I adore bright colours. (But, not usually in the things I wear.) | × I usually like covers better than originals. (I can't say that. Some covers *suck*, some originals make my ears bleed.) |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. | × I can't whistle. (Anyone can whistle, any old time. It's easy.) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden.) | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. (No, the fire when I was twelve took care of the early editions.) | × I talk in my sleep. (How the hell would I know?) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. (No, I *want* a tattoo.) | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | ✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Coffffeeeeeee! (and other tasty things)) |
| ✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I dunno. I think the inner guilt would probably get to me. Though, there's one that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel at all guilty about...) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (No, I care about what I collect.) |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | ✓ I'm an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. (Not really. But I can spell it!) |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Nah, I just sleep with one. Maurice, my purple penguin. He speaks of the penguin pompitice of love.) | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (This is the dumbest statement I've read in quite a while.) | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. (But, without my toes, I'd fall over more often than I already do!) | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Virginia, California, Connecticut, Maryland, DC, Maryland again and now West Virginia.) | × I am extremely flexible. | × I love hugs more than kisses. (I love hugs, a lot. But I *really* like kissing. It's just fun.) |
| × I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Oh, someone must have, sometime. Doesn't mean sie was *Right*.) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Especially that scene at the end of Going My Way, when Father Fitzgibbon and his mom are reunited. Even if I only see *that* scene.) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Oh yes.) | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (There are people who *like* that? (Displeased. I don't think unpleased is correct...)) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Dreeeeemah, you're nothing but a dreeeemah.) |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. | ✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (And it didn't make them go away.) | ✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Believe it? I've *seen* it!) |
| × I can't stand being alone. (Ohhhh yes I can.) | ✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Noooo...and I really hope I never do.) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I'm a judgmental asshole. (I try really hard *not* to be an asshole.) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He did. YAY.) | × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I used to and still do to a certain extent, but I've worked really hard to be able to accept my own pats on the back.) |
| × I am a Libertarian. | × I can speak more than one language. (Only if geek is a language. I can speak a little of many, but only all of one.) | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Unless CSI or ST:TNG is on.) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (I think I like fiction a bit more than non-fiction (and remember, just 'cause it's non-fiction doesn't mean it's *fact*) but if it's well written and interesting, I like reading it.) | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| × I have no piercings. | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (No, I was always a "You know, I didn't *ask* to be born" person.) | × I like most animals better than most people. |
| ✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | ✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I have different motivations for my desires for different individuals.) | ✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. (*Always*? Like even when I'm wandering around the house? No, not since Sam learned to walk. Unless my necklace counts.) | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| ✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Especially right after a visit.) | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I'm sorry, was that supposed to impact my decision?) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (If you're clinically dead for a long period of time, don't you become factually dead?) | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Well, not all the time! Not even most of the time.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Well, not slutty. And I don't think there's anything wrong with being money-greedy. If they're not doing it for the money, am I to believe they just really, *really* like drunk guys and metal poles?;)) | × I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | ✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (My mother doesn't have a basement and I've already grown up. (This question is kind of creepy)) | ✓ I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (No, but there are a number of people I'd happily fuck silly without any chance of conception.) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | × I've gone skinny-dipping. | × I've performed in three plays. (Why three? I know, three is a magic number. Still.) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. | ✓ I'm Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! (Only quasi, with my dear brother Matt.) | × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Um. So, intellectual /= fun, ever? Weird.) | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Ha. Hahahaha. *HA*) |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (And yet. Does that mean that whatever I learned from the mistakes are erased as well? And what if that mistake sent me down a very good road?) | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Oh fuck no. I *worked* on that one.) |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Is seven premature enough?) |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (And rip 'em from my cds too.) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. (I say random things because they seem to make sense at the time. And, often they *do* to the people around me. So...go team me. ;)) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | × I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| ✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music helps me remember many things.) | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (My friends are my friends, no matter the medium.) | × I can only hate someone that I love. (Nope, the short list of people I can honestly say I hate contain several people that I've never even liked, let alone loved.) | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
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What's Death Note? (yes, I could look it up, but it's more fun to ask)
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Gessi
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-kat
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*gentle poke* Pessimism does not become us! :P *hug*
Maurice is a good name for a penguin. :)
*forms the Turtle Admiration Organization, which just *happens* to spell TAO ;P*
*puts her lips together and blows...;)*
I swear this is a different version than the one I filled out...or I scanned right over some of these things!
Get in a pool naked, woman! There are few things more lovely, imo. :)
Overall, several more reasons to love you in there, as if I needed 'em. *grin*
Love you!
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*want*want*want*
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Gessi
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FYI...
It's bad acting interprersed with faked sex.
That is not porn.
Porn requires bad acting and real sex.
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I'm sorry - but I don't see any way possible to play strip poker alone. Nope, nope, nope just doesn't seem feasible. You have play strip poker 'with someone else'. Strip Solitaire would be plain silly.