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I was watching a show on MTV about urban legends and they were talking about a pregnant doll from the Barbie universe (Midge)...she was part of the "Happy Family" section, but there were people freaking out 'cause she didn't have a wedding ring, so they assumed she wasn't married.
You know why Midge wasn't married? Because she's a fucking doll! Have we really solved enough of the world's problems to be worried about unmarried hunks of plastic?! Arrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh!
And, if we did work down the problem list to "Unmarried dolls", maybe thecompletely insane people who are worried about doll matrimony should just assume she *is* married and doesn't wear a ring.
Like me. :)
*Edited to add*
Oh...the urban legend was "Did WalMart really pull a pregnant doll because the doll wasn't wearing a wedding ring?" And the answer was yes, they really did. Ack thhpppt on that.
You know why Midge wasn't married? Because she's a fucking doll! Have we really solved enough of the world's problems to be worried about unmarried hunks of plastic?! Arrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh!
And, if we did work down the problem list to "Unmarried dolls", maybe the
Like me. :)
*Edited to add*
Oh...the urban legend was "Did WalMart really pull a pregnant doll because the doll wasn't wearing a wedding ring?" And the answer was yes, they really did. Ack thhpppt on that.